Laurie Strode:
How about you? Are you tired of my bullshit?
Will Brennan:
I'm a counselor; I'm attracted to it.
Will Brennan:
What should I do?
Laurie Strode:
Try to live.
Tony:
Hasn't anyone ever told you that second-hand smoke kills?
Nurse Marion:
Yeah, but they're all dead.
Laurie Strode:
My brother killed my sister.
Will Brennan:
How did he do that?
Laurie Strode:
With a really big, sharp kitchen knife.
Norma Watson:
Oh. Miss Tate. I didn't mean to make you jump. It's Halloween. I guess everyone's entitled to one good scare.
Laurie Strode:
I've had my share.
John:
Mom, I am not responsible for you. That's it, I've had enough. I can't take it anymore mom. He's dead. Michael Myers is dead.
John:
Because today is the day. I can feel it. Today is the day you are going to realize that I am seventeen years old and your overprotection and paranoia is inhibiting my growing process.
John:
If you want to stay handcuffed to your dead brother, that's fine. But your not dragging me along. Not anymore.
John:
It just occured to me today that I've never celebrated Halloween before.
Molly:
And why's that?
John:
Oh, we've got a psychotic serial killer in the family who loves to butcher people on Halloween, and I just thought it in bad taste to celebrate.
Laurie Strode:
Okay, John. I know that you get your smart mouth from my side of the family, so I'll cut you a break.
[
about shoplifting a bottle of alcoholic drink]
John:
I can't believe we're doing this.
Charlie:
Desperate measures.
John:
It's illegal.
Charlie:
It's harmless and expected.
Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.
Sarah:
Paging Inconsiderate: Party of One. Okay Charlie, no sex games till I've eaten.
[
Holding a Hockey Stick]
Jimmy Howell:
Jimmy's been suspended five times this year already for gettin' a little crazy with the STICK.
Ronny:
Ah, Fuck Me Shit.
[
to John Tate]
Charlie Devereaux:
You're an Oedipal enabler.
Laurie Strode:
My name's not Keri Tate.
Will Brennan:
Oooh, what is it?
Laurie Strode:
Laurie Strode.
Will Brennan:
[
laughs] Strode?
[
Fitz decides to contact Haddonfield about Michael Myers]
Det. Matt Sampson:
All right, you tell 'em to look for a guy with a cane and Alzheimer's.
Fitz:
The guy would be younger than I am, okay? I was 15 when he killed his sister back in '63.
[
Laurie, Will and the kids have just survived from Michael]
Will Brennan:
Who was that?
Laurie Strode:
My brother.
[
During the opening credits, Dr. Sam Loomis can be heard saying a line from the original "Halloween"]
Dr. Samuel 'Sam' Loomis:
I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding, even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.
Laurie Strode:
[
it's just her and Michael left at the school] MICHAEEEEL!
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