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Dogma (1999) More at IMDbPro »

• Jay and Silent Bob will return in "Clerks 2: Hardly Clerkin'"
• The director would like to thank:
  God - whose idea it was to make both this film and me
  Scott - the most spiritual agnostic I know
  Jenny - who gives me strength, love, and major booty
  Mom and Dad - who raised me Catholic, more or less
  Affleck - a pimp with passion
  Gordon - our honorary Catholic Jew
  Harvey - our man on the Inside, who didn't let us dangle
  The Folks at Lions Gate - who saved us from oblivion
  Mewes - see? sober living paid off
  Yeoman - for raising that visual bar
  Howard - for that sweet Shore score
  Sloss - the long arm of the Law
  Phil - for making that cold-call
  Kim - for holding down the fort
  Gina and Tony - for the full-court press
  Bry and Walt - for no end of support and amusement
  Laura and Monica - for keeping us on time, on budget, and keeping Mosier happy (professionally and otherwise)
  The Cast - for genius work at shameful rates
  The Crew - for long hours and even more shameful rates
  Tom Elliot and Shore Fire Studios - because I forgot to thank them in the "Amy" credits
  and
  Harley Quinn - for giving me the opportunity to raise my own little Catholic
• Opening text:
  Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass.
  Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...just kidding).
  So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Platypus.
  Thank you and enjoy the show.
  P.S. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way.
  Thank you again and enjoy the show.
• After the end credits, Jay's line "So... does that mean Bethany's... part
  black?" line is repeated.
• "DOGMA" is the culmination of a lifetime's worth of disparate spiritual and satirical influences, which owes a debt to sundry storytellers and word-smiths these authors and instigators I humbly thank in no particular order...
  Saint Matthew, Saint Mark, Saint Luke, Saint John, Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Elaine Pagels, John Milton, Cervantes, Martin Scorsese, Alan Moore, Thomas Moore, Spike Lee, Douglas Adams, Robert Bolt, Quentin Tarantino, Nikos Kazantzakis, Denys Arcand, Neil Gaiman, Grant Morrison, Matt Wagner
  Howard, Robin, Jackie, Fred, Gary, and Everyone at The Howard Stern Show and Sister Theresa from 8th grade
• Read the further adventure of Jay and Silent Bob in Oni Press Comics.
  Find Jay and Silent Bob whoring their image on t-shirts, action figures, and other fine products produced exclusively by Graphitti Designs.
  And when you're in Red Bank, drop a few bucks on comics, toys, and cool "Dogma" swag (all featuring Jay and Silent Bob) at Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash, 35 Broad St.
  Hey, man - I've got a kid I'm going to have to put through college one day, alright?
• In the end credits, outtakes with the respective actors are shown with
  their names.

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