Melvin:
Understand this, okay? I absolutely, positively cannot be the only person falling head over heels in love in this relationship. It's got to be mutual.
Melvin Smiley:
Technically, you can call me a hitman.
Keiko Nishi:
Really? A hitman? Does that pay well?
Melvin Smiley:
Oh of course. I make a killing.
Cisco:
Well ain't that a bitch... All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man, you know? Navigate by the stars, see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them.
Vinnie:
Ladies, you're so fine I want to pour milk over you and make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Crunch:
I said LAN-O-LIN, not that aloe-vera bullshit! Get it right, mutha fucka!
Melvin:
I can't stand the thought of anyone not liking me, okay! There, I said it! The thought of either one of them(his fiancee' and his girlfriend) not liking me is more than I can stand, okay!
Cisco:
Melvin, pal, the hundred or so people you've murdered over the past five years probably have relatives that don't think too highly of you.
Cisco:
Why don't you just dump the bitch?
Melvin:
The truth?
Cisco:
Yeah, I want the truth.
Crunch:
You can't handle the truth!
Cisco:
(to Crunch) Shut the fuck up!
Melvin:
The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of ANYBODY not liking me.
Cisco:
Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you. (Laughs)
Cisco:
C'mon, Mel. You know I love you, baby!
Melvin Smiley:
[
to Video Store Kid] You know, I've taken a lot of shit from you. I put up with your high prices, you're lousy selection, and your rude phone calls. I just wanna tell you one thing... I will never, ever rent tapes from this store again your snotty little -
Cisco:
[
kicks open doors] I come back to finish what I started motherfucker!
[
whips out knives]
Cisco:
Knuckle up, bitch!
Melvin Smiley:
Yeah, lets go motherfucker! Lets work.
Cisco:
She ain't no bitch, huh? Oh, I see - you "like" this girl? Shit, man, come on! She tricked you: just another ho manipulating your sorry ass to get what she wants.
Melvin Smiley:
You don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about, man. That's no true.
Cisco:
You never learn! Haven't I taught you nothin'? She don't like you! Hell, man, I don't fucking like you!
Keiko Nishi:
It says "businesses." That's what it says. You said for me to read the note; not to improv it.
Cisco:
Oh! "Improv!" What are you... Meryl-fuckin'-Streep?
Cisco:
I don't want no fuck-ups on this kidnapping, boy.
Gump:
Oh, come on, yo. I ain't like that no more, kid. You know I gots my shits - ugh - ugh...
Cisco:
Together! "Ya got your shit together," ya non-word-rememberin' motherfucker!
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