The Swan Princess: Escape from Castle Mountain (1997 Video)

Christy Landers: Queen Uberta

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Quotes 

• Uberta : Whatever it is you have planned, you'll never get away with it, because you are a bad person, and bad people stand no chance against good people, like my son Prince Derek.

  [Clavius sighs] 

  Uberta : Did you parents ignore you as a child? Oh tell Queen Unberta, what dark secret lurks within that dark twisted mind of yours? Come on, out with it!

  Clavius : [exasperated]  Don't you ever shut up?

• Clavius : [walking into Uberta's cell, which Knuckles is redecorating]  What is this?

  Uberta : If I'm going to spend my birthday here, everything must be perfect!

  Clavius : Oh you're driving me nuts with this birthday thing!

  [he pulls Knuckles away] 

  Uberta : Let go of my servant!

  [she grabs Knuckles and they fight over him] 

  Clavius : Your servant? I taught him everything he knows! And furthermore, this ain't your castle Lady! Let go!

  Uberta : Lady? Your Highness is the proper way for one of YOUR class to address one of mine!

  Knuckles : Ow! Not so hard!

  [he and Clavius fall out of the cell and Clavius shuts the door] 

  Uberta : Don't hurt him! He hasn't finished my cake!

  Clavius : Ohh... you... are... a... HOSTAGE!

• Uberta : [Uberta has been repeatedly insulting Clavius since her capture]  Well, you can change yourself into whatever you like; you'll always be a third-rate villain inside.

  Clavius : You're pushing it, highness.

  Uberta : On the other hand, no matter what you do to me, I will always remain a queen... who's *birthday* it is. Furthermore...

  Clavius : [snaps]  That does it: I warned you not to yak so much, but no! Yak yak yak yak yak yak! So, that's what you get! A yak!

  [transforms Uberta into a yak] 

  Clavius : No, I can't shut her up!

  [transforms her into a human] 

  Uberta : ...and I hope you like bread and water, because that's the daily fare in prison!

  [Clavius transforms her into a chimpanzee, and then re-transforms her into a human] 

  Uberta : You're up to about five life sentences, bub!

  [Clavius transforms her into a parrot] 

  Uberta : [as parrot]  Awk! Keep it up, keep it up! You're only making me shout deeper and deeper and deeper!

  Clavius : Aagh! I can't take it!

  [transforms her into an ostrich, a goat, a beaver, a horse, and then an elephant, all of which make noise before he returns her to human form] 

  Uberta : THAT DOES IT! YOU'RE GETTING THE GUILLOTINE!

  Clavius : What doesn't talk...? A fly! Yes, yes, a fly!

  Uberta : Go ahead! I'll fly right out of here!

  Clavius : Who cares? You'll be a FLY!

  Uberta : I'll buzz around your ear at night for the rest of my life!

  Clavius : Which'll be, oh, about, 3 to 5 days?

  [prepares to transform her yet again] 

  Clavius : So long, your "flyness"! Watch out for spiderwebs!

  [Derek comes out from behind a wall] 

  Prince Derek : [threateningly]  Don't you *dare* hurt my mother!