The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998 Video)

Nathan Lane: Timon

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Quotes 

• Timon : Pumbaa, let me define BABY-SITTING!

• [Timon and Pumbaa are surrounded by Outsiders] 

  Timon : [holding Pumbaa's tail]  Don't anybody move! This thing's loaded. I'll let you have it!

  [the Outsiders scream and run away] 

  Timon : [chuckles]  Talk about your winds of war.

• [Being chased by lions] 

  Pumbaa : What do we do now?

  Timon : Remember our motto: "When the going gets tough, the tough get going!"

  Pumbaa : Wait a minute, I thought our motto was "Hakuna Matata".

  Timon : Pumbaa, stop living in the past. We need a new motto!

• [Rehearsing speaking to Simba] 

  Timon : The good news is, we found your daughter. The bad news is, we dropped a warthog on her.

• [Kiara and Kovu are running with Timon and Pumbaa] 

  Kovu : Why are we doing this? What's the point of this training?

  Kiara : Training? This is just for fun!

  Kovu : Fun?

  Timon : Yeesh! You need to get out more. Fun! Yee-ha!

• [Kovu pounces, only to realize Timon is there] 

  Timon : AHHH! Don't eat me, please! I... I never really met your tyrant, I mean, uh, Scar! Scar, oh heck of a guy. A little moody, but...

  Kiara : Timon, what are you doing here?

  Timon : Kiara! Thank goodness! Oh. Hey, for once, we're not following you. This just happens to be the best smorgasbord in the Pride Lands! Bugs everywhere! But, you don't call for a reservation and... yeesh!

• [Timon and Pumbaa are fighting] 

  Simba : What are you doing?

  Pumbaa : Ahh!

  Timon : Good question. Uh, let me ask you one.

  Pumbaa : Hippothetically.

  Timon : Very hypothetically. There's this guy...

  Pumbaa : But he's not a lion...

  Timon : No. No, he's not a lion. Yeesh, definitely not a lion... and uh... uh, his daughter, um, say... vanished?

• Zira : It's over, Simba! I have dreamed of nothing else for years!

  Timon : [speaking to himself]  Boy, does she need a hobby.

• Timon : That's not a king. That's a fuzzy maraca!

• Young Kiara : Will somebody please just listen to me?

  Timon : I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Did you say something, Princess?

  Young Kiara : I'm not *just* a princess, you know! That's only *half* of who I am!

  Pumbaa : Uh, well, who's the *other* half?

• Timon : [he and Pumbaa narrowly escape being trampled by a herd of antelope]  This must be where the deer and the antelope play!

• Pumbaa : I thought you were gonna watch her

  Timon : No, *you* were going to watch her.

  Pumbaa : Watch this!

  [tackles him] 

  Timon : Take that, you creepy warthog! Say it, fat! Fatty fat fat.

• Simba : Zira.

  Zira : Simba.

  [sees the lionesses, Nala, Timon and Pumbaa confronting her] 

  Zira : Nala.

  Nala : Zira.

  Timon : Timon, Pumbaa. Great! Now, that we all know each other, GET OUT OF OUR PRIDE LANDS!

  Zira : *Your* Pride Lands?

  [roars thunderously at Timon, who cowers behind Pumbaa's head] 

• Simba : I want you to keep a close watch on Kiara. You know she's bound to run off.

  Timon : No worries, Simba. We're on her like stink on a warthog.

  Pumbaa : Hey!

  Timon : It's the hard truth, Pumbaa. Live with it.

  Simba : Guys, I'm counting on you. Danger could be lurking behind every rock.

• Timon : [Timon and Pumbaa scream as the antelope were running past them]  This must be where the deer and the antelope play.

  [they both scream again but towards Kiara] 

  Kiara : Timon, what are you doing here?

  Timon : Shopping! We thought a nice pelt for the den, some throw pillows, a little potpourri...

  Kiara : My father sent you. After he promised to let me do this on my own. He lied!

  Timon : No. He just doesn't want you to get hurt.

  Kiara : I should have known he'd never give me a real chance. I'll do this on my own! Away from the Pride Lands.

  [she runs further away from Timon and Pumbaa] 

  Timon : Hey! Wait! Come back!

  Pumbaa : Come back here! Kiara!

  [they chase after Kiara] 

  Timon : Kiara, come back! She's gone again. Somebody's gotta get a beeper for this kid.

• Timon : Hey! Wait! I have an Idea.

  [he jumps off of Pumbaa] 

  Timon : What if he helps?

  Pumbaa : What?

  Timon : [to Kovu]  You wanna lend a voice? Huh? Grr... gr... Roar! Work with me!

  Kovu : Huh?

  Kiara : Like this.

  [she rawrs. The birds were scattered] 

  Timon : Wooo hoo! Come on, do it again! Do it again!

  Timon : [Kovu rawrs making the birds scatter even more]  Yee-haa!

• [first lines] 

  Timon : Ah, Pumba. Look at that little guy! A chip off the old block. And you gotta know who's gonna raise him.

  Pumbaa : His parents?

  Timon : Okay, sure. Get technical. But who's gonna teach him the real important stuff? Like how to belch.

  [belches] 

  Timon : And dig for grubs. I'm telling you, buddy, it's gonna be like old times. You, me and the little guy.

  Rafiki : [laughs]  It is a girl.

  Timon : Girl.

  Timon , Pumbaa : Girl? Oy.

  [They both faint] 

• Simba : What are you doing?

  Timon : Good question. Let me ask you one.

  Pumbaa : Hypothetically.

  Timon : Very hypothetical. There's this guy...

  Pumbaa : But he's not a lion.

  Timon : No! No, he's not a lion. Definitely not a lion! And his daughter, say, vanished.

  Simba : Kiara's gone?

  Zazu : Sire, the Outsiders are on the attack, heading this way. It's war!

  Simba : Zazu, find Kiara.

  [to Timon and Pumbaa] 

  Simba : We'll assemble the lionesses. Move now.

• [Zira has fallen to her death in the rapids; Kiara sighs in remorse] 

  Simba : Kiara.

  [holds out his paw] 

  Kiara : Daddy.

  [takes Simba's paw] 

  Kiara : I tried.

  [they climb out of the gorge] 

  Nala : [embraces her daughter]  Kiara!

  [everybody gathers around] 

  Pumbaa : Wow! That was really brave!

  Timon : Yee-ha!

  Kiara : [approaches Kovu]  Kovu.

  Kovu : Oh, Kiara.

  [they embrace] 

  Simba : [regretfully]  Kovu?

  [Kovu approaches him] 

  Simba : I was wrong. You belong here.

  [Kovu and Simba smile at each other; Kiara embraces Kovu] 

  Simba : Let's go home.

  [turns to the Outsiders] 

  Simba : *All* of us.