Lady Chablis: Chablis Deveau
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Quotes
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The Lady Chablis : It's like my mom always said: "Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it."
John Kelso : I'll have to remember that one.
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The Lady Chablis : Yes, I am a bitch, and proud of it, honey.
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Phillip : I'm an escort.
The Lady Chablis : An escort? Do you work for one of those services?
Phillip : No, I'm escorting my sister.
The Lady Chablis : Please don't tell me you're doing it with your sister?
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John Kelso : You know I'm straight.
The Lady Chablis : So am I. Straight to my house. Let's go.
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The Lady Chablis : Stop telling me what to do. I want to propose a toast. "From my top to your bottom. From your bottom to my top. From my middle to your middle. Be good John and I just might give you a little.
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The Lady Chablis : If I catch any of you bitches near him, honey, I want you to know, you're gonna have to deal with the Lady Chablis, the Doll, the Grand Empress, and my mother fucking ice pick. So keep your hands off a that one, okay?
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The Lady Chablis : You know what, hun? I told her the same thing. I said if Vanessa Williams can pull one off on the Miss America committee, then her little whoring around in Atlanta, Georgia, was not going to mean anything to a little steering committee in Savannah.
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[last lines]
The Lady Chablis : Patrick is walking kind of fancy this morning, isn't he?
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The Lady Chablis : Are you the flower man?
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The Lady Chablis : Either he got some good old stuff, girl, or you're horny as hell.
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The Lady Chablis : I'm the Lady Chablis. Hear me roar.
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The Lady Chablis : You better grow you some nails, honey, because if he's a gynecologist, he's mine.
