The Land Girls (1998)

Steven Mackintosh: Joe Lawrence

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Quotes 

• Joe Lawrence : Which one for you, Ratty?

  Ratty, Lawrence Farm Hand : The dark one takes my fancy. She reminds me of a girl I met in 1899.

• Joe Lawrence : Have you lost something then, Miss Stella?

  Stella : No

  Joe Lawrence : What's up then?

  Stella : Nothing.

  Joe Lawrence : Where are you going then?

  Stella : Where do you think.

  Joe Lawrence : [loudly]  Ratty, she's looking for a place to go.

  Ratty, Lawrence Farm Hand : What does she want? A perch?

  Stella : Please, I don't need a map.

  Joe Lawrence : [loudly]  Where can she go, Ratty?

  Ratty, Lawrence Farm Hand : There's a two-acre field over there, if that one's not big enough, there's the four-acre field over there.

  [points] 

  Stella : I have been in a field before.

  Joe Lawrence : Do you want some paper?

  Stella : No thank you, I've some of my own.

  Ag : I say, that was completely out of line old chap, actually.

  Joe Lawrence : You speak like you've got a plum in your mouth.

  Ag : Not cricket, as boys say.

• [in the middle of the night, Prue goes to Joe's bed, gets in beside him and starts kissing him] 

  Joe Lawrence : Remember, this was *your* idea.

  Prue (Prudence) : [cynically]  Oh, really.

  [she feels his erection] 

  Prue (Prudence) : Well, what's that then? Hm?

  Joe Lawrence : Oh...

  Prue (Prudence) : Is that a parsnip?