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The first Heavy Metal had its flaws, but this piece of trash makes the original look like the Mona Lisa. The weekday-afternoon TV-grade animation looks like it was thrown together by the artistic team behind the new Johnny Quest show, complete with awful, obnoxious 3-D computer animation which is unfortunately the most interesting thing about this movie. It's bad from the first minute and never gets better. There is nothing remotely entertaining about this film - every joke and plot development has been done a thousand times before. And the music is just sad. This is 90 minutes of the worst audio and visual crap I think I've ever seen on the big screen. At least "The Postman" had some nice shots of Montana.
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