Good Burger (1997)

Josh Server: Fizz

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• Customer : [to Ed]  Excuse me? Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it.

  Ed : That's what I gave you.

  Customer : No! You gave me a bun. Just a bun! Look! There's no meat in here.

  Ed : But you said you wanted nothing on it.

  Customer : Yes, but I expected a meat patty!

  Ed : Dude, a meat patty is something. You said "nothing".

  [to Fizz] 

  Ed : Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?

  Fizz : Uh, something?

  Ed : I win!

  Customer : That's it! I am reporting your name to the manager!

  Ed : The manager already knows my name.

  Customer : [while throwing the bun down]  And I'll see you in Hell!

  [Leaves] 

  Ed : OK! See you there!

• Mr. Baily : What was our take today?

  Fizz : 43 dollars and 9 cents.

  Mr. Baily : That's it? Well, I suppose I could always feed my mother cat food.

  Dexter : Now probably wouldn't be the best time to ask for a raise?

  Mr. Baily : No!