Good Burger (1997)

Dan Schneider: Mr. Baily

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Quotes 

• Ed : [Mr. Baily has asked Ed to do a delivery]  But I don't do deliveries, sir.

  Mr. Baily : Well, you're doing them for now. I fired O'Malley.

  Ed : Why?

  Mr. Baily : Because the boy showed up for work without his pants!

• Mr. Baily : Ed! What are you doing inside the milkshake machine?

  Ed : Trying to fix it.

  Mr. Baily : Did you turn on the switch?

• Mr. Baily : What was our take today?

  Fizz : 43 dollars and 9 cents.

  Mr. Baily : That's it? Well, I suppose I could always feed my mother cat food.

  Dexter : Now probably wouldn't be the best time to ask for a raise?

  Mr. Baily : No!

• Dexter : Ed, what happened?

  Ed : I just tackled this old lady.

  Dexter : Alright! You're the man!

  [they whoop and cheer] 

  Mr. Baily : EXCUSE ME? But will somebody explain WHY this is a GOOD thing?

  Dexter : This is why, Mondo Burger poisoned our sauce.

  Mr. Baily : How could Mondo Burger poison our sauce?

  Dexter : We'll explain it to you later, right now just keep all these people from eating a Good Burger, and call the police. Come on, Ed, we're going back to Mondo Burger.

  Ed : What for?

  Dexter : Evidence!

• Dexter : If we put this sauce on all the Good Burgers, then everyone will want to eat here! We'll knock Mondo Burger right off the map!

  Ed : WHEE! That's great!

  Mr. Baily : Ed, get in that kitchen and start making sauce!

  Ed : Yippy skippy!

  [stands up] 

  Ed : It shall be done!

  Mr. Baily : [as the employees continue clamoring]  Gimme another French fry! Good Burger's back in business!