For Richer or Poorer (1997)

Larry Miller: IRS Insp. Derek Lester

Quotes 

• Frank Hall, IRS : Whoa, look, sir. Hey, I know I may be a little new at this but I don't think we shoot people for cheating on their taxes.

  Insp. Derek Lester : Oh. You're right. You are new at this.

• Frank Hall, IRS : [after Lester fires gun at Brad, breaking his satellite phone]  I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SHOT AT HIM!

  Insp. Derek Lester : He had a gun!

  Frank Hall, IRS : HE HAD A PHONE!

  Insp. Derek Lester : Oh.

  [lowers gun] 

  Insp. Derek Lester : Well, this should discourage further violations of the tax code.

• Frank Hall, IRS : [after both crash into Dunker's Pond and into the sunken taxicab]  I think I messed myself, sir.

  Insp. Derek Lester : Walk it off, son.