For Richer or Poorer (1997)

Wayne Knight: Bob Lachman

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Quotes 

• Bob Lachman : Oh, I would give you one more piece of advice. If I were you, I would leave town, because I-I think they're gonna arrest you.

  Brad Sexton : Arrest me? Why?

  Bob Lachman : Well, because, you know, it's not my name on those returns, Sluggo. It's yours. Have a nice day.

  [hangs up; directing the cabby] 

  Bob Lachman : Kennedy.

• Brad Sexton : Somehow, Caroline has managed to freeze all of my accounts.

  Bob Lachman : Caroline? Are you sure?

  Brad Sexton : Well, who the hell else would?

  Bob Lachman : Well, there was that little IRS audit thing. I left out a few little details.

  Brad Sexton : What sort of little details? FIVE MILLION DOLLARS?

  [echoes throughout the bank] 

• Brad Sexton : [referring to his new Shiastu 2000 chair]  What do you think?

  Bob Lachman : I'll tell you what I think. I think thank you are spending development money on stupid toys.

  Brad Sexton : These are not stupid toys! These are business tools! I write all this stuff off.