Flubber (1997)

Clancy Brown: Smith

Quotes 

• [Smith and Wesson hold ice packs on their heads; Hoenicker approaches] 

  Chester Hoenicker : All right. One more time, what happened?

  Wesson : He took a golf ball, he rubbed this cream on it, and then the golf ball took off and...

  [clicks his tongue] 

  Wesson : ...popped Smith in the head.

  Smith : Several times.

  Chester Hoenicker : Mm-hmm.

  Wesson : I got hit with a bowling ball.

  Smith : Repeatedly.

  Chester Hoenicker : Were you drinking?

  Wesson : No.

  Smith : Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine.

  Wesson : With dinner.

  Chester Hoenicker : Right.

  Wesson : It's this stuff he's got, sir. It's... I don't know what it is, I don't know where it comes from, but...

  [Smith and Wesson both sigh and remove the ice packs, revealing their bruised and swollen lumps] 

  Wesson : ...it will give you one heck of a headache.

  Chester Hoenicker : Oh! Goodness.