Eric Idle: Alan Smithee
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Quotes
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Alan Smithee : It's worse than "Showgirls"!
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Alan Smithee : [during an editing session] No, no, no! You've sodomised it!
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Alan Smithee : An Actor, he says. And I think: "Certainly he is. This is LA. EVERYONE'S an Actor."
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Dion Brothers : Use that name everyone be using!
Alan Smithee : I can't! I *am* Alan Smithee!
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Alan Smithee : [beating his head] I cut the picture. They cut the picture. I didn't cut the picture. They cut the picture...
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Alan Smithee : I saw myself on the telly! I was in a bar off Sunset, drinking a pink gin, and I saw myself on the bloody telly!
[singing]
Alan Smithee : And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again...
