[
Suzy asks why there are no students taking music]
Amanda Trippley:
If you take more than one Art subject, Mr Slatt tells everyone you're gay!
[
Slatt, while waiting for a group of inspectors, spots a group of female students on the stairs]
Eric Slatt:
Are you wearing make-up?
Female Student 1:
No!
Eric Slatt:
Well, could you *borrow* some?
Eric Slatt:
[
to Janet] I see you're wearing foundation. Something wrong with your razor this morning?
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