Schizopolis (1996)

Betsy Brantley: Mrs. Munson, Attractive Woman #2

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Quotes 

• Fletcher Munson : [sunnily, on homecoming]  Generic greeting!

  Mrs. Munson : [warmly]  Generic greeting returned!

  [they kiss and chuckle at each other] 

  Fletcher Munson : Imminent sustenance.

  Mrs. Munson : Overly dramatic statement regarding upcoming meal.

  Fletcher Munson : Oooh! False reaction indicating hunger and excitement!

• Fletcher Munson : [wife snuggles up amorously]  Ooh! *Really* well-rehearsed speech about workload and stress.

  [pause] 

  Fletcher Munson : Genuine sorrow. Um... truthful-sounding promises of future satisfaction? Enticement to agree?

  Mrs. Munson : [pause]  Accepted.

  Fletcher Munson : Gratitude.

• Mrs. Munson : Y'know, there was a time... there was a time when I felt like an old rag with a stain you couldn't get out, and you... you were like a piece of rotting fruit on a window sill. And it was great.