Hank : Most of the time I just keep to myself. I think like what it would be like to be... someone else.
Bessie : We're all really glad you're here.
Hank : Yeah we should do it again in like another 17 years.
Lee : We're going to see your Aunt Bessie in Florida. She's not feeling so well.
Hank : I didn't even knew I had an Aunt Bessie.
Lee : She came to the house right after your Dad and I were married.
Hank : I wasn't even born yet.
Lee : Oh.
Hank : [upon being asked to get out of the car] They're having a top 100 countdown and I want to hear number 1.
Lee : What number are they up to?
Hank : 86!
Hank : There's this one dude on my floor, held a razor blade under his tongue for like 5 hours. He talked to the orderlies, he ate, everything.
Bessie : Well, why on earth did he do that?
Hank : He was trying to break my record.
Hank : I could give a *fuck* about Disney World.
Lee : Are you behaving yourself?
Hank : Well, they're not strapping me down anymore.
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