Gray's Anatomy (1996)

Spalding Gray: Self

Quotes 

• Spalding Gray : Here it is, a Scot and a Jew haggling it out in the backyard of the synagogue.

• Spalding Gray : Doubt is my bottom line. The only thing I don't doubt is my own doubt.

• Spalding Gray : I looked across the park, and in the distance I saw leaves blowing in the wind, bunch of children running, a red ball rolling, a flock of starlings taking off. I covered my right eye:

  [suiting hand actions to words] 

  Spalding Gray : no leaves. Blur of children, blotch of red, no birds. Covered my left: ah! Ecstacy. Cover my right: despair. Ecstacy. Despair. And I realized at that moment that I was now living the perfect yin and yang existence.

• Spalding Gray : A Philippine Psychic Surgeon! Now why didn't I think of that?

• Spalding Gray : "But is there anything that can be done for the left eye, any corrective measures?" "Yes, I think so. I recommend a little macular scraping." As soon as I heard that word "scraping," I knew I wanted a second, third and fourth opinion.