The First Wives Club (1996)

Victor Garber: Bill Atchison

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• [Elise shows Bill proof that his new girlfriend is only sixteen years old] 

  Elise : Should have done your homework, Bill! I did. Oh, by the way, here's a copy of her birth certificate.

  Bill : Oh, God... I didn't know... oh, God! Wh-what are you going to do?

  Elise : Oh, what am I gonna do? Well, for now I'm just going to say the f word... *Felony*.

• Bill : Nice car, used to have one myself.

  Shelly : Thanks. So, what's going on in there? Is it just a lot of battered women dancing around or what?

  Bill : Yeah, sort of. Not really my scene.

  Shelly : Me neither.

  Bill : So, are you here with anybody?

  Shelly : Not really.

  Bill : How old are you?

• Bill : I'll sue you, I'll *break* you! You vindictive sack of silicone! That's my car, you piece of plastic!