The First Wives Club (1996)

Diane Keaton: Annie MacDuggan Paradis

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Quotes 

• Annie : I'm very sorry I ever met you. And I'm sorry that I allowed myself to love you for all those years. I'm sorry that I did nothing but be there for you every minute of every hour and support you in your every *move*. I'm sorry!

• Annie : What if Elise starts drinking again and then you start sniping away?

  Elise : Been there!

  Brenda : Done that!

• Chris Paradis : Doormat!

  Annie Paradis : Lesbian!

• Annie : Let's synchronize our watches.

  Brenda : Ooo, just like "Mission: Impossible!"

  Elise : Oh, that was a big hit.

• Elise : [Drunk]  You never even wrote to me!

  Annie : [Meekly]  You were unlisted...

  Elise : And you always talked about me behind my back!

  Brenda : Oh, you deserved it!

• Elise : And you didn't even invite me to your son's bar mitzvah!

  Brenda : I didn't think you would come.

  Annie : Yeah, it was in Hebrew!

  Brenda : Oh shutup!

• Annie : [having a panic attack]  I'm clean! I'm clean! I'm clean!

  [Brenda and Elise whack her over the head with some file folders]