Dunston Checks In (1996)

Rupert Everett: Lord Rutledge

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Quotes 

• Lord Rutledge : From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem.

• Lord Rutledge : Where do you keep your champagne? Near the furnace?

• Lord Rutledge : You know, I do all sorts of tricks. Do you know what my specialty is?

  Kyle Grant : No.

  Lord Rutledge : I can make noisy little boys disappear.

• [Under a table] 

  Lord Rutledge : The party is over, Dunston.

  [captures Dunston with a tablecloth] 

• [Dunston has a cigarette in his mouth] 

  Lord Rutledge : I thought you were giving up.

  [rolls his eyes] 

  Lord Rutledge : It'll stun your growth; now give it back.

  [Dunston shakes his head] 

  Lord Rutledge : [annoyed]  Dunston, I'm a little too busy with your ever-so-amusing little games. Now will you please give it back?

  [Dunston spits the cigarette out, nailing Lord Rutledge in the face, and laughs] 

  Lord Rutledge : Monkey spit, how delicious.