Demon in the Bottle (1996)
Randall William Cook: Pirate Captain, Mr. Lambert, Voice of the Guardian
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Mr. Lambert : Hm, interesting report Amanda. But I hate to break it to ya but in this class we study History not Creative Writing.
Amanda : But Mr. Lambert, this is a true story. It happened right here in New Orleans.
Mr. Lambert : [Looks impressed] Mmmkay, documentation please? Books?
Amanda : I really don't have any books. It's kinda like an oral history.
Mr. Lambert : Oh so you mean some family history passed down from generation to generation?
Amanda : Not exactly.
Mr. Lambert : I have to say Amanda, the accuracy of sources is questionable.
Amanda : I was personally told by someone who was there.
[the class of students giggle]
Mr. Lambert : OK? So there's a 350 year old pirate here in town? Are you always this informed?
Amanda : He doesn't live anywhere, anymore.
Mr. Lambert : You - you just said...
Amanda : I interviewed him...
[mutters]
Amanda : With an Ouija board.
Mr. Lambert : With a what did I just hear?
Amanda : [She says it louder] With a Ouija board.
[the class of students laugh]
Mr. Lambert : Okay, Okay. Hey! Amanda is entitled to her beliefs that's not the issue here. Okay, Amanda you have an assignment. It was a history assignment. I'm gonna have to give you an incomplete until you re-write that assignment. And please remember History is facts.