- Mary Katherine Crowley: [Watching C.J. flirt with Beau]
- Frances Crowley: Look at her... just thinking every man's dying for her.
- Mary Katherine Crowley: Do you like him?
- Frances Crowley: Of course not... he WORKS at a gas station... and he's a poet... and he smells like pine trees...
- Mary Katherine Crowley: Well, I called Mother. She's still taking parenting tips from Joan Crawford.
- Woman Making Out: Oh, my God, he's got a gun!
- Wood Grimes: [to the man] A woman that brilliant deserves a motel room, son.
- C.J. Crowley: What's the matter?
- Frances Crowley: Oh, you mean besides being an accessory to a robbery and being shot at?
- C.J. Crowley: I forget how cranky you get when you're tired.