- The Kid: You used to be a cheerleader, didn't you?
- Purlene Dupre: Yeah, in the fourth fuckin' grade.
- The Kid: And your hair's not really blonde, is it?
- Purlene Dupre: Yes, it is.
- Floatie Dupre: No it's not, her hair's red, she's a redhead, she's got a bright red bush.
- The Kid: [At the swimming hole] We're only wearing suits because you're here. Usually we go naked.
- Purlene Dupre, Floatie Dupre: So do we.
- The Kid: Well, why don't we all take our suits off, then?
- Purlene Dupre: Look, peckerhead, I ain't losin' the goddamned suit.
- Luvven Coddle: I sense a - a yearning in you - a - a searching - almost - as if you're lost. You've been lost for a long, long time. Am I right?... You found Jesus, Al.
- Al Fountain: Why? Is he missing?
- Al Fountain: I can't believe it. I've been looking all over for this place. I don't know why, really. I spent a couple of days there when I was a kid, and, and I just remember having a really good time.
- Old Motel Clerk: Me, too. My brother and I drowned a cat there once.
- Al Fountain: Is that right?
- The Kid: [after Al tells him that professional wrestling is fake] Uh, Al, I know you must be smart because you have a scientific-style job, but if this shit is fake and everyone knows it's fake, why the hell would anybody waste their time watching it?
- Al Fountain: If you don't want to parade around in your wet underwear, you don't have to, Al. It's your choice. Each man can choose how he marches in the parade of life. Al Fountain - Wednesday, July 4, 1:05 PM.
- The Kid: Hey, don't open that!
- Al Fountain: Why not?
- The Kid: You'll let the moonlight out, man. Come on, use your head!
- Al Fountain: Just a little drive, that's all. Taking a drive down the road. Life is a drive, down the road. Al Fountain - Saturday, June 30th, 9:55 AM
- Al Fountain: Well, it's kind of hard to say this, but I've, uh, started seeing things.
- The Kid: Oh? What kind of things?
- Al Fountain: Well, I'm seeing things moving... backwards.