Beautiful Girls (1996)
Matt Dillon: Tommy 'Birdman' Rowland
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Quotes
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Tommy : Can I ask you a question?
Andera : Go ahead.
Tommy : How long have you been going out with you boyfriend?
Andera : Eight months.
Tommy : And it's good?
Andera : It's very good.
Tommy : He makes you happy?
Andera : Yeah. I look for that in a man you know. The ones that make me miserable don't seem to last.
Tommy : Right.
Andera : You know there are fours words I need to hear before I go to sleep. Four little words. "Good night sweet girl." That's all it takes. I'm easy, I know, but a guy who can muster up those four words is a guy I want to stay with.
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Gina : I'm finished speaking to both of you okay? You're both fucking insane. You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around; he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him. Hey Mitch. Thank you.
[Looking at a porn magazine]
Gina : Oh, guys, look what we have here. Look at this, your favorite. Oh, you like that?
Tommy : I could go along with that.
Gina : Yeah, that's nice right? Well, it doesn't exist ok. Look at the hair. The hair is long, it's flowing, it's like a river. Well, it's a fucking weave ok? And the tits, please! I could hang my overcoat on them. Tits by design were invented to be suckled by babies. Yes, they're purely functional. These are silicon city. And look, my favorite, the shaved pubis. Pubic hair being too unruly and all. Very key. This is a mockery, this is a sham, this is bullshit. Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved... These are not real women, all right? They're beauty freaks. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs -- Hi Bob -- and our cellulite feel somehow inadequate. Well I don't buy it, all right? But you fucking mooks, if you think that if there's a chance in hell that you'll end up with one of these women, you don't give us real women anything approaching a commitment. It's pathetic. I don't know what you think you're going to do. You're going to end up eighty-years old, drooling in some nursing home, then you're going to decide, it's time to settle down, get married, have kids? What, are you going to find a cheerleader? Charge it Mitch.
Tommy : I think you're over simplifying.
Gina : Oh eat me. Look at Paul. With his models on the wall, his dog named Elle McPherson. He's insane. He's obsessed. You're all obsessed. If you had an ounce of self-esteem, of self-worth, of self-confidence, you would realize that as trite as it may sound, beauty is truly skin-deep. And you know what, if you ever did hook one of those girls, I guarantee you'd be sick of her.
Tommy : Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her after about, what, twenty or thirty years?
Gina : Get over yourself. Thank you Mitch. Say hello to Gertrude.
Tommy : What?
Gina : No mater how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, unless there is some other shit going on in the relationship, besides the physical, it's going to get old, ok? And you guys, as a gender, have got to get a grip. Otherwise, the future of the human race is in jeopardy.
Willie Conway : What was that?
Tommy : I don't know, but a great ass.
Willie Conway : Nice tits. Come on let's go.
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Kev : It's a trend in diamonds. Champagne. It's a nice stone.
Willie Conway : Yeah, no, I heard about this. It's a new trend in the diamond trade, they're trying to create a new market.
Tommy : Oh, right, right. yeah. They were callin' 'em "piss", but they weren't moving any units. What's with you, man?
Paul Kirkwood : What?
Tommy : Well, how much you pay for this brown rock?
Paul Kirkwood : What difference does it make?
Tommy : Diamonds are supposed to be colorless! You go out and buy a colored diamond for a girl you're not even seeing, man, you must be eating retard sandwiches again.
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Tommy : No, Paul is not my friend. He lives in my house. I got cockroaches, I got termites... I got Paul.
