- Lorenzini: Act like a jackass, if you have the nerve. Drink up the water, get what you deserve. Be wicked, be naughty, come drink from my fountain. Then I'll be rich, king of the mountain!
- [last lines]
- Pepe the Cricket: And there you have it. Geppetto and Leona lived happily ever after. Luigi ate a lot of socks, and all the donkeys turned back into boys. lt took some hard work. They had to do many good deeds to earn the privilege. As for me, l took a house on Lake Como, and played canasta with a couple of locusts. So, ciao, my little saplings. Arrivederci! And when you need me, give me a holler. We'll see if we can arrange something.
- [Pinocchio's nose is stretching really long because he is lying about punching Lampwick]
- Professor: There are two kinds of lies: lies that have short legs and lies that have a long nose. And yours are clearly the kind that have the long nose.
- Pepe: [to Pinocchio] Say, do you always squish someone before being formally introduced?
- Pinocchio: Are... Are you a termite?
- Pepe: Oh, puh-lease!
- Pinocchio: So you're not gonna eat me?
- Pepe: Thanks for the offer, but I'm on a low-wood diet. Let me introduce myself. The name is... Pugnacio Elecuzio P. Elegante. Gimme a "P", an "E", a "P", an "E", put 'em all together and call me... Pepe!
- Pinocchio: Pepe?
- Pepe: You don't like it?
- Pinocchio: It's okay.
- Pepe: I'm very sensitive, you know.
- Pinocchio: No, it's... it's fine.
- Pepe: We can't all be called Pinocchio.
- [first lines]
- Pepe the Cricket: Long, long ago in a far away land. A young woodcarver took secretly to the forest. His name is Geppetto and he was shy and quiet. Oh, and very much in love.
- [Pinocchio is caught by the baker in the pastry shop eating]
- Pastry shop baker: Don't eat that!
- [the baker's wife walks back from the kitchen carrying a platter]
- Baker's wife: I'm not eating anything.
- Pastry shop baker: Not you. Look!
- [the baker's wife shrieks as she sees Pinocchio making a mess of the shop eating the food; she tosses the platter towards him]
- Pinocchio: Mmm! More.
- Baker's wife: I'll give you more!
- [the baker's wife leaves]
- Pastry shop baker: You're a bad boy, huh?
- Pinocchio: Real bad boy.