The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996)

Corey Carrier: Lampwick

Quotes 

• Professor : Would someone please like to tell us of a characteristic which separates humans from the rest of the animal kingdom?

  Lampwick : [aside, to another student]  Cages.

• [the ride on The Big One leads through a fountain of water, which the boys drink, including Pinocchio, but it leaks out of holes in his body] 

  Saleo : [to Pinocchio]  Hey, Woody! You're leaking!

  Lampwick : I guess some guys just can't hold their water.

• Lampwick : [to Pinocchio]  Hey, Woody, you ever get termites?

  Pinocchio : What are termites?

  Saleo : They're bugs.

  Pinocchio : I like bugs.

  Lampwick : Not these kind, you don't.

  Saleo : They eat wood like you.

  [he kicks Pinocchio in the leg]