The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas: Pinocchio

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Quotes 

• Pinocchio : [to Gepetto]  How about carving me a girlfriend?

• Pinocchio : Miracles are made in the heart, papa.

• Pinocchio : [Pinocchio is in the forest]  Smell that pine.

  Pepe : You know, they ought to bottle that scent so you can spray it around your house.

• Pinocchio : [in the forest]  This is where I belong.

  Pepe : You know, I prefer the beach myself, but property there is so expensive.

• Pinocchio : See you later, Papa.

  Geppetto : Pinocchio, where are you going?

  Pinocchio : To play with Lampwick.

  Geppetto : Did you do your studies and all of your chores?

  Pinocchio : Yes, Papa.

  Geppetto : [Hesitates]  Sometimes, I wish that nose still grew.

• Pinocchio : [riding The Big One; thinking]  A real boy. I'm a real boy. I'm a real boy!

• Lampwick : [to Pinocchio]  Hey, Woody, you ever get termites?

  Pinocchio : What are termites?

  Saleo : They're bugs.

  Pinocchio : I like bugs.

  Lampwick : Not these kind, you don't.

  Saleo : They eat wood like you.

  [he kicks Pinocchio in the leg] 

• Pepe : [to Pinocchio]  Say, do you always squish someone before being formally introduced?

  Pinocchio : Are... Are you a termite?

  Pepe : Oh, puh-lease!

  Pinocchio : So you're not gonna eat me?

  Pepe : Thanks for the offer, but I'm on a low-wood diet. Let me introduce myself. The name is... Pugnacio Elecuzio P. Elegante. Gimme a "P", an "E", a "P", an "E", put 'em all together and call me... Pepe!

  Pinocchio : Pepe?

  Pepe : You don't like it?

  Pinocchio : It's okay.

  Pepe : I'm very sensitive, you know.

  Pinocchio : No, it's... it's fine.

  Pepe : We can't all be called Pinocchio.

• Lorenzini : You steal my donkeys?

  Pinocchio : Not your donkeys. This one's Lampwick.

  [Lampwick is a donkey and the boys laughing] 

  Lorenzini : [tutters]  Pinocchio, a good boy does not go around spreading lies.

  Pinocchio : It's not a lie. My nose grows when I lie.

• Pastry shop baker : You're a bad boy, huh?

  Pinocchio : Real bad boy.

• [Pinocchio is caught by the baker in the pastry shop eating] 

  Pastry shop baker : Don't eat that!

  [the baker's wife walks back from the kitchen carrying a platter] 

  Baker's wife : I'm not eating anything.

  Pastry shop baker : Not you. Look!

  [the baker's wife shrieks as she sees Pinocchio making a mess of the shop eating the food; she tosses the platter towards him] 

  Pinocchio : Mmm! More.

  Baker's wife : I'll give you more!

  [the baker's wife leaves] 

  Pastry shop baker : You're a bad boy, huh?

  Pinocchio : Real bad boy.