The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996)

Udo Kier: Lorenzini

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Quotes 

• Lorenzini : Act like a jackass, if you have the nerve. Drink up the water, get what you deserve. Be wicked, be naughty, come drink from my fountain. Then I'll be rich, king of the mountain!

• Lorenzini : You steal my donkeys?

  Pinocchio : Not your donkeys. This one's Lampwick.

  [Lampwick is a donkey and the boys laughing] 

  Lorenzini : [tutters]  Pinocchio, a good boy does not go around spreading lies.

  Pinocchio : It's not a lie. My nose grows when I lie.

• Lorenzini : I'll break you into firewood... Puppet!