Fiona Loewi: Lisa Perkins
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Quotes
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Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : So why don't you just ditch the books and come to the back and party with us?
Lisa Perkins : I can't.
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Why?
Lisa Perkins : 'Cause nobody likes me. Everyone thinks I'm a frigid headcase.
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Well, Virus and Reggie do... but I don't. Look, why don't you prove them wrong by coming to the back and partying with us?
Lisa Perkins : Okay. I can be fun.
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Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Lisa. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
Lisa Perkins : What?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Wanna cut and go to a party?
Lisa Perkins : Huh.
[Turns away and tries to ignore Dags]
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Come on! I know you like me.
Lisa Perkins : Would you leave me alone?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : I am concerned about you, Lisa. One day, you're gonna wake up and realize that you wasted all of your high school years studying.
Lisa Perkins : And you're gonna wake up one day and realize that you're a loser!
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Principal Todd Moss : Well, this was an interesting field trip.
Miss Tracy Milford : What are we going to do now?
Reggie Barry : Go home.
Lisa Perkins : No, we can't let this happen!
Meg Smith : But if we go and try to stop him, we're only gonna make the President look worse.
Reggie Barry : Just like Vietnam... no way to win.
Herbert Jones : What we need is a miracle.
Meg Smith : Yeah. Like that time when the school got torched right before finals.
Reggie Barry , Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : [both together] Oh. That was us.
Principal Todd Moss : That was you?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Yeah. Now, if we can stop finals, we certainly can stop some Bunghole senator!
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[the whole gang is drinking on the bus]
Lisa Perkins : [drunk] Dags?
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : [even more drunk] Yeah? W-what?
Lisa Perkins : I've been thinking about our impending relationship. Which I think is a good idea. As long as you don't talk too much, you let me call the shots, and my parents never, never, NEVER find out about you, I think it could work out between us.
[Dags falls out of his seat and passes out on the floor]
Lisa Perkins : Hey... are you paying attention to me?
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Lisa Perkins : [Dags and Lisa are on the balcony talking] I need to ask you for a favour.
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Sure, what?
Lisa Perkins : Well, I've been thinking about this and... I've decided I don't want to go to college a virgin.
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Oh.
[Realises what she said]
Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino : Oh!
[Dags smiles, they kiss]
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Lisa Perkins : [after sleeping with Dags] Mission accomplished.
