Father of the Bride Part II (1995)

Martin Short: Franck Eggelhoffer

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Quotes 

• Franck Eggelhoffer , Howard Weinstein : [both chanting to George]  Every party has a pooper, that why we invited you! Party pooper! Party pooper! Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you, George Baaanks!

• Gang Kid : [George sleeps after using 2 sleeping pills, and on there way to the hospital, his head is leaning on the window of the car]  Hey wat up wit dat face, huh? Dat suppose to be me?

  [the others in car chuckle] 

  Gang Kid : Ya gotta problem? Lozer?

  Franck Eggelhoffer : [Franck roles down the window a little]  No we do not have a problem, so leaf us alone!

  Gang Kid : 'Leaf'? What are you a tree?

  Franck Eggelhoffer : Ha, ha, ha, very funny, you are obviously a comodian

  [pronounced Coe - Maw - Dee - Un] 

  Gang Kid : Hey what kinda accent is that man? What planet are ya from?

  Franck Eggelhoffer : Vat Planet? The planet of not wanting to be die, by a drive by SHOOTING!

• Franck Eggelhoffer : Two Vastnick is like, "Bye, George! See you next Thursday!"

• George Banks : I have to admit, having Franck at the house did help. Although I had no idea what he did there all day.

  Franck Eggelhoffer : [Marching]  Do the baby 'vorkout'! Make those babies gleefull! Oh, that's good. Little tin soldiers. Happy tin soldiers. Richt. And now with an attitude.

  [throws head back] 

  Franck Eggelhoffer : Hello! Who you? Get 'avay'! I don't like 'vat' you say!

• [Annie is in labor. Dragging sleeping George out by the head. Drops head and looks around] 

  Franck Eggelhoffer : Gee, I could change this room... THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS FRANCK!

• Franck Eggelhoffer : Father of the bride and a baby? GET OUT OF TOWN.

• [referring to Frank's accent] 

  Yob : What planet are you from, man?

  Franck Eggelhoffer : The planet of not wanting to die by a drive by shooting!

  [speeds off]