Father of the Bride Part II (1995)

Steve Martin: George Banks

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Quotes 

• Matty Banks : I'm, 4-foot 6, I don't shave, I don't have a job, and I'm gonna be an uncle. Is there something weird about that?

  George Banks : Finally, someone who thinks like I do.

  Nina Banks : Oh, yeah, a 12 year old.

• George Banks : I have to admit, having Franck at the house did help. Although I had no idea what he did there all day.

  Franck Eggelhoffer : [Marching]  Do the baby 'vorkout'! Make those babies gleefull! Oh, that's good. Little tin soldiers. Happy tin soldiers. Richt. And now with an attitude.

  [throws head back] 

  Franck Eggelhoffer : Hello! Who you? Get 'avay'! I don't like 'vat' you say!

• George Banks : Now, going to the movies, that'll be economical: one child, two seniors, thanks.

• George Banks : Mr Habeeb, please, You see this pathway? I laid these bricks with my own two hands, I planted this grass, I built this fence, I BROKE THAT WINDOW WITH A FRISBEE, I painted these shutters. Don't bulldoze my memories man sell me back my home.

  Mr Habeeb : For how much?

• George Banks : [talking about his baby's name]  Franck Banks - has sort of a continental ring to it.

• George Banks : We could sell this house in a second. It's the Leave It to Beaver house that everybody wants.

• George Banks : What are we, the Schmaltz family?

• George Banks : Mr Habeeb, this is not a piece of land. This is my home and I'm gonna be a father again and I don't want to bring my baby home to a condo on the beach! I wanna drive down that street and I wanna pull into this driveway and I wanna honk my horn...

• George Banks : What am I supposed to do? Sleep standing up?

• Nina Banks : Matty, what's going on?

  Matty Banks : May I be excused?

  Nina Banks : No, no sir. You may NOT be excused.

  [George gets up to leave] 

  Nina Banks : George?

  George Banks : The guy offered me $10,000 to be out of the house in ten days.

  Nina Banks : The guy offered you $10,000 to out of the house in ten days?

  John MacKenzie : I hope you took it, George.

  Matty Banks : He did. And he threw in Mom's favorite dishes just to close the deal.

  Nina Banks : George!

  George Banks : [yells an order in Arabic]