Colm Meaney: Morgan the Goat
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Quotes
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Rev. Robert Jones : Have you no shame?
Morgan the Goat : No... I can't think where I've left it!
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Betty : All this for just a map?
Morgan the Goat : Just a map!
[putting his hands around her waist]
Morgan the Goat : Maps, my dear, are the undergarments of a country! They give shape...
[moves his hands up to her breasts]
Morgan the Goat : ... to continents.
[Betty raises her fist, and Morgan runs out of the room]
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Reginald Anson : Look, sorry, could I PLEASE get a pint of bitter?
Morgan the Goat : No need to get all English about it.
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[the pub betting pool on the height]
Davies the School : 980 feet.
[General groans and moans from everyone]
Morgan the Goat : Objection substained
[sic]
Morgan the Goat : ! I'm not taking any bets under a thousand feet... traitor!
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Morgan the Goat : I don't want Ffynnon Garw to be on the map because we begged for it, because we, we-we pleaded. No. If Ffynnon Garw has to be a thousand feet, then I say let it be a thousand feet! Put 20 feet, that's all we need, a 20-foot tump and we have our mountain!
Jones the JP : I'm not sure how legal that is...
Rev. Robert Jones : Yes, or ethical...
Morgan the Goat : Legal? Ethical? Wh - how legal was it to say that a thousand feet is a mountain and 984 isn't, uh? Uh? Do we call a short man a boy, or a small dog a cat? No! This is a mountain, our mountain, and if it needs to be a thousand feet, then by God let's make it a thousand feet!
