Ned and Stacey (1995–2017)

Thomas Haden Church: Ned Dorsey

Quotes 

• [At a costume party] 

  Ned Dorsey : I'm looking for my mother. She said if I get lost I should stand next to the pretty bee.

  Girl : Interesting line.

  Ned Dorsey : Well, it usually doesn't work. Good thing you're dressed like a bee.

• Ned Dorsey : Sponges: taste damn spongy.

• Ned Dorsey : [after his parents and boss catch Stacey naked with her lover]  They're fraternal twins reenacting their birth.