Wagons East (1994)
John C. McGinley: Julian
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Quotes
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John Slade : The name's Slade.
Julian Rogers : Super. Here's an idea. Why don't you spell it out for me so I can get it right on your tombstone.
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Ben Wheeler : But leaving would be like giving up.
Phil Taylor : That's exactly what it would be, Ben--giving up! So let's just give up. Let's get out of here. Let's get ourselves a wagon master and go home. Let's go east. What do you say?
Bartender : I say you're a bunch of gutless lily-livered, yellow-belly eastern sissies. All you've done since you got here was whine and complain. Now why don't you go back and leave the West to the real men?
Julian Rogers : Well, actually, I could have the books on the wagon really quickly. And the Cappuccino machine, you know, is going to travel like a dream.
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Billy : [while Julian is washing his back] So, what brought you out West, Julian?
Julian Rogers : Oh, the men. I heard it was just plumb full of them.
Billy : Men?
[pause]
Billy : Oh, because men read more books than women.
Julian Rogers : Uh, yeah.
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Julian Rogers : I'm going back West.
Belle : What could be there for you?
Julian Rogers : San Francisco.
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Ben Wheeler : We can't go East.
Phil Taylor : Why not?
Ben Wheeler : Because!
Phil Taylor : Why?
Zeke : Because it's against "The Code."
Phil Taylor : It's against what code?
Ben Wheeler : You know very well what code. The Code... of the West.
Phil Taylor : Oh, the Code of the West. Isn't that the same code that says, ah...
Ben Wheeler : "The only good Indian is a dead Indian."
Phil Taylor : And "Die with your boots on." Wait, wait a minute, I got another one for you - "If someone steals your horse, you hang him." That's some code. Hey, this is quite a code! Let's just stay here! What a code.
Julian Rogers : It's not a very enlightened ideology.
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John Slade : Your move, sissy boy.
Julian Rogers : Sissy boy? Oh please, that's so Dodge City.
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Julian Rogers : I'd like to recommend one of my favorite authors to you: a woman named Jane Austen. This is a writer of just wonderfully exquisite prose. And, of course, as you can see, it's a big damn book. Oh, "Pride and Prejudice". Harry Bob, I think you're going to get more than a run for your money out of this one.
Harry Bob : How much?
Julian Rogers : Well, I think two dollars is a fair price.
Harry Bob : Really.
Julian Rogers : Uh-huh.
Harry Bob : How much for just "Pride"?
Julian Rogers : Well, actually, one does hate to break up the set.
Harry Bob : All right, but I got to test it first.
[He tears out some pages from the book]
Harry Bob : Where's the outhouse?