The Santa Clause (1994)
Wendy Crewson: Laura
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Quotes
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Scott Calvin : Where is he?
Laura : Well, he could be listening to records jumping up and down on his bed wearing a red hat and galloshes.
Scott Calvin : I don't care what Neil's doing. Where's Charlie?
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Scott Calvin : [about what will happen for Christmas Eve dinner] Are you going to your mom's for dinner?
Laura : Actually, we're going with Neil's family.
Scott Calvin : Ah, Christmas at the pound!
[mockingly imitates a howling wolf, a hissing cat, and a cat meowing]
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Laura : Here's Neil's mother's number.
Scott Calvin : 1-800-SPANK-ME? I know that number.
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Charlie : [to his father, Scott] What do you mean you don't know? Of course you are, Dad. How can you say that? Think about those kids!
Scott Calvin : The only kid I'm thinking about is you.
Charlie : Dad, I'm fine. You can't let *them* down. They all believe in you.
Dr. Neil Miller : Charlie, listen...
Charlie : YOU listen! You think you know what he is? You *DON'T*!
Laura : Charlie - honey, listen. You're confused.
Charlie : I know *exactly* who he is.
Dr. Neil Miller : [firmly] Charlie... He is NOT Santa!
Charlie : [whining; desperate] HE IS TOO SANTA! We went to the North Pole together. I saw it! The elves are real old even though they look like me. Bernard called me sport, 'cause he knew everything.
[turns to Scott]
Charlie : Right, Dad?
[Scott looks unsure]
Charlie : [tossing him the snow globe Bernard gave him] REMEMBER!
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[last lines]
Scott Calvin : Do you wanna go for a quick ride?
Charlie : Yeah!
Laura : Uh...
Scott Calvin : Of course, it's up to your mom.
Charlie : Please, Mom.
Laura : Go on. Get outta here.
Scott Calvin : All right. Hold on. On our way.
Charlie : Bye, Mom.
Laura : Just-- Just a quick one. And, uh, not over any oceans, Scott.
Charlie : Bye, Mom!
Laura : Scott.
Scott Calvin : Bye.
Laura : Scott! Santa!
[Scott and Charlie fly off into the night]
