Gensomaden Saiyuki (2000–2001)

Greg Ayres: Goku

Quotes 

• Sha Gojyo : [cracks open a beer and takes a swig]  Goddamn it, this one's hot. Goku, get me another beer.

  Goku : Get your own beer, jerkoff!

  Sha Gojyo : Okay, you're gonna get me another beer or I'm gonna take this can and shove it up your whiney little ass! You got that?

  Goku : You just try and see what happens, ya shithead!

  Sha Gojyo : Oh, yeah?

  Goku : You're just looking for an excuse to touch my ass, aren't you?

  Genjo Sanzo : [sighs]  Please ...

  Sha Gojyo : You little fag! Don't project your fantasies on me!

  Goku : All right, that's it! Pull over, I'm taking him out!

  Genjo Sanzo : Your little unrequited love affair is starting to get on my nerves! Get a room!

  [Gojyo and Goku fall silent] 

  Cho Hakkai : Good move there, uh, Sanzo.

  Genjo Sanzo : I thought so, thanks.

  Cho Hakkai : Oh, my, awful quiet back there guys. Are you two making out?

  Sha Gojyo : Shut up, Hakkai.

  Goku : Yeah, shut up.

• Goku : [laughing]  You, a holy man? Yeah, right!

  Sha Gojyo : [laughing, mimicking Yoh]  I cannot tell you what this means to me. Do no hesitate to call my name!

  Cho Hakkai : [laughing]  You know what this means, don't you?

  [the three become very serious] 

  Goku , Sha Gojyo , Cho Hakkai : He doesn't know you very well.

  [they break into laughter again] 

• Kougaiji : Why do you keep fighting if you have nothing at stake here? Why?

  Goku : God, dude. What do you keep talking about? I fight for myself. Me. That's reason enough to take you down. Eat dirt!

• Sha Gojyo : Stupid monkey, get your own food.

  Goku : Leave me alone, you pervy water sprit!

  Genjo Sanzo : [pulls out gun and start shoting]  Will you both shut the hell up?

• Goku : Oh, great, the carnival's in town.

  Sha Gojyo : Oh, yeah. I'd like to show a couple of those little carnival hotties what kind of action's going on under my big top.

  Cho Hakkai : [blows a whistle]  Too much information!

• Goku : The hotel's booked, preacher-man. But I had the foresight to book a couple of vacant singles, so you can say thank you now.

  Genjo Sanzo : Thank you now.

• [a demon flies into the hall through Goku's closed door] 

  Cho Hakkai : Are you all right, Goku?

  Goku : [sleepily]  Wha? I'm fine. I had the weirdest dream.

  Cho Hakkai : More like a nightmare, my friend.

  Sha Gojyo : He did this in his sleep? That's bullshit.

• Sha Gojyo : [analyzing their foe]  So, whadda ya think, Goku?

  Goku : Seems like an asshole and he's got bad hair. I say minus twenty points.

  Cho Hakkai : Take off another fifteen. His clothes are lame and he smells.

  Monk 3, Demon 3 : [laughing until he realizes they're talking about him]  Huh? How dare you! How dare you mock me!

  Goku : Oh! Dude! Bad teeth! Take off another five!

  [the demon throws his ax at Gojyo and misses] 

  Sha Gojyo : Bad aim. That's another ten.

• Genjo Sanzo : And you're not all that bright either. Take away another forty-five.

  Goku : Nice shot.

  Cho Hakkai : With that many points, he's definitely out of the game.

• Genjo Sanzo : I don't think I like them.

  Goku : That isn't good.

• Cho Hakkai : They didn't drive all this way just to see us, did they?

  Goku : I'm not so sure that truck is road worthy.

  Cho Hakkai : [laughs]  How much you wanna bet they had to push that thing all the way here?

• [three shots fire] 

  Genjo Sanzo : Will you two shut up? Do you wanna die?

  [three more shots fire] 

  Genjo Sanzo : Now if you are quite finished, will you sit down?

  Goku : But, Sanzo!

  Sha Gojyo : This monkey...

  Genjo Sanzo : Shut up!

  Resturaunt Patron : Hey, isn't that a monk's robe he's got on?

• Goku : But there are still some spring rolls left!

  Sha Gojyo : Beer!

  Cho Hakkai : Yes, yes, I know. But if we don't hurry, Sanzo really will shoot us.

  Goku : Spring rolls!

  Sha Gojyo : Beer!

  Genjo Sanzo : Slowpokes!

  [fires two shots] 

• Hotel Clerk : I know, I have an idea. How about I lay a bunch of blankets on the floor for you guys and you can all sleep together.

  Genjo Sanzo , Sha Gojyo , Goku , Cho Hakkai : Sleep together?

• Sha Gojyo : Would you stop acting like a child?

  Goku : I am a child, doofus!

• Sha Gojyo : I'm exhausted. I can't even muster enough energy to punch Goku.

  Goku : That would piss me off if I weren't so damn hungry.

• Cho Hakkai : It's such an eerie feeling, though. How he actually seems to anticipate our every move.

  Genjo Sanzo : That's not hard with these two.

  Sha Gojyo , Goku : What did you say?

• Goku : That lady called Hakkai Gonou. I wonder, that means they were school makes or something!

  Sha Gojyo : You can be so naive sometimes, Goku. They were a little more that that. I think ol' one eye was getting some nun action, if you ...

  Genjo Sanzo : Enough!

  [smacks Goku and Gojyo with his fan] 

  Genjo Sanzo : If you want something to speculate about, why don't you figure out where we're going to sleep tonight?

• Sha Gojyo : Damn it to hell, these monkeys sure are a pain in the ass.

  Goku : I resent that!

  Sha Gojyo : You resemble that.

• Goku : If this place were deep inside the earth, I would not yearn for a sun I never knew.

• Goku : Your hair, it looks just like the sun.

  Konzen Douji : The sun?

• [Goku pulls Konzen's hair, pulling out several strands] 

  Goku : [sheepish smile]  Sorry.

  Konzen Douji : What the hell did you do that for, ya damn monkey? Don't you know who I am?

  [starts beating up Goku] 

  Goku : Ah! I didn't mean to! I said I was sorry!

• Goku : Unnhhhhhh, who would be making a racket this early?

  Sha Gojyo : It's noon already, moron.

  Goku : What? You mean I missed breakfast?

• Goku : Nice dodge, Chakra boy.

• Goku : I don't get it, but... I do.

• Goku : I'm so stuffed!

  Cho Hakkai : [laughs]  I'd never thought I'd live to hear those world pass through your lips, Goku.

• Goku : Why would a demon com all that way just to eat a Sanzo? Are Sanzos that tasty?

  Sha Gojyo : Now don't you go getting any funny ideas, hear me?

  Genjo Sanzo : I seem to recall the spider woman saying something about eating holy monks. Interesting. Apparently a healthy serving of monks helps you live longer.

  Cho Hakkai : So eating a high ranking monk like a Sanzo is as good as eating your fruits and vegetables when you're a demon, is that it?

  Sha Gojyo : You've got to be shitting me.

• Cho Hakkai : Being a Sanzo doesn't necessarily make you as strong as a demon. He was probably a proper, serious, ordinary, very devout Sanzo.

  Sha Gojyo , Goku : Oh, right, gotcha.

  Genjo Sanzo : What do you mean by that?

• Genjo Sanzo : [gasps in pain after being kicked by Goku]  Ow, that hurt. What'd you do that for?

  Goku : Berate me. Go ahead and strike me with your little paper fan. That's what the Sanzo priest I know would do.

  Cho Hakkai : [voice over]  Sanzo's rage vanished instantly. The Sanzo priest was really no match for the monkey's wit.

• Goku : [chuckling]  Oh, man.

  Genjo Sanzo : What are you giggling about?

  Goku : [still chuckling]  I'm not giggling.

  Genjo Sanzo : You're so creepy.

• Sha Gojyo : You, dying of hunger? That's I'd like to see.

  Genjo Sanzo : What's wrong, Goku?

  [Goku faints] 

  Cho Hakkai : Goku!

  Sha Gojyo : I'll go get you some food right away! Just hold on! Don't die on me monkey.

  [Goku sits up happily] 

  Goku : In that case, I'll take some pot stickers.

  [Gojyo smacks him] 

• Goku : Wanna wrestle?

• Lirin : Okay, bald Sanzo, here I come!

  Genjo Sanzo : Goku, you fight her.

  Goku : Oh, kick ass! Why'd you choose me?

  Sha Gojyo : Makes sense. She's your size.

  Goku : But Hakkai's the one who's good with children.

  Cho Hakkai : No, no! Gojyo's the one that's good with women.

  Sha Gojyo : Yeah, but she's, she's Sanzo's girlfriend.

  Genjo Sanzo : You're askin' for it.

• Goku : [looking at the sunset]  It's more beautiful than a meat bun!

  Sha Gojyo : That's quite an endorsement.

  Cho Hakkai : Come to think of it, we're always heading towards the setting sun, aren't we?

  [sigh] 

  Cho Hakkai : Ah, sweet youth!

  Sha Gojyo : [bursts out laughing]  Ah sweet youth!

  [keeps laughing] 

  Cho Hakkai : It wasn't that bad, now was it?

• Goku : All these vegatables are giving me gas.

  Cho Hakkai : Well, they're Buddists and they're monks... and if you think about farting I'll kill you.

• Goku : [running and holding Hakkai's leg for protection]  You said Sanzo would be forgiving, but he's not.

  Cho Hakkai : That's why I added to probably.