PCU (1994)

Gale Mayron: Cecilia

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• Droz : Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time to revive an ancient tradition we seem to have long forgotten.

  Cecilia : They confiscated the altar, Droz.

  Droz : No, I'm not talking about human sacrifice, Ceel. I'm talking about something we used to do every Saturday night as a matter of principle. Here's a hint. Legions of hand-stamped meatheads... in coed naked lacrosse T-shirts... power-chugging watered-down Meisterchau... regurgitating on the glue-matted floors.

  Mullaney : Kiln-like temperatures, fights with townies... lines of drunken people waiting for the bathroom.

  Katy : Wait a second. You guys are talking about a party.

  Droz : Ding-ding-ding. Gutter, tell her what's she's won.

• Droz : Are we having a party tonight or what?

  Cecilia : Well, there's no publicity, so there's no people; Gutter never showed up, so there's no beer; instruments just blew out, so there's no band; and I think Raji and Deege may be dead.

  Droz : Wait a minute... no beer? Well, where the hell's Gutter?

  Katy : Probably in a parking lot somewhere picking his nose.

  [cut to Gutter in a parking lot somewhere picking his nose] 

• Katy : What about Naugahyde Windpipe?

  Cecilia : Too metal.

  Raji : Oedipus and the Mama's Boys.

  Cecilia : Too college radio.

  Deeje : My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.

  Cecilia : Interesting, but It doesn't really sound like a band name.