- Slip, Leader of The Nasties: Looks like things are getting a little nasty at the bux residence.
- Bastian: You made it that way!
- Slip, Leader of The Nasties: No. You did! And you too! Don't go blaming it on me. I didn't put those words into your parents mouths. They said it themselves.
- Bark Troll: [after being set on fire by the Nasties] Hey, something's burning back here. Oh no, it's me! Quick, call the fire department! Call anybody! Get me some baking soda! I'm kindling!
- Dog - The Nasties: Hey Slip, what about the luck dragon?
- Falkor - Fuchur: Oh no, this isn't my favorite part of the story.
- Slip, Leader of The Nasties: Looks like he's all out of luck.
- Dog - The Nasties: Why are you always dissing me man?
- Slip, Leader of The Nasties: Why don't you look in the mirror and find out.
- Mr. Coreander: [as Old Man of Wandering Mountain] There will be a day when the writing stylus will start to act strangely.
- Bastian: [reads the text his past events in the Neverending Story] Jane's house is more suited for a family of four, which for Bastian, had a new room, a new neighborhood, and worst of all: a new school.
- Bastian: Can you guys show me where the men's room is? Or at least tell me?
- Slip, Leader of The Nasties: Dog, should we tell him or show him?
- Dog - The Nasties: Uh, you know, I hate those two-part questions, Slip.
- Slip, Leader of The Nasties: That's because you've got a no-part brain.
- Dog - The Nasties: Okay.
- Slip, Leader of The Nasties: You got it?
- [to Bastian]
- Slip, Leader of The Nasties: Is this your first day here, squirt?
- Bastian: Yeah.
- Slip, Leader of The Nasties: Mm. Well, I think it would only be right if we personally escort you to the men's room.