Love and a .45 (1994)

Renée Zellweger: Starlene Cheatham

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Quotes 

• Starlene Cheatham : Watty, are you shittin' me? You're gonna' take me to Mexico?

  Watty Watts : You know you don't have to come with me, Star.

  Starlene Cheatham : Baby, I'd follow you to Oklahoma!

• Starlene Cheatham : Hey, Watt, who was that?

  Watty Watts : Two asshole Bible salesmen.

  Starlene Cheatham : What'd they want?

  Watty Watts : To save my soul.

• Watty Watts : [cleaning the pistol, speaking narrative:]  Cool nickel-plated .45 burnin' in my hand. I prayed that I wouldn't have to shoot no one with it, but I know that I would kill twelve men dead before I'd ever let Star face the cold steel bars of a jail cell.

  [slipping the snout of the pistol into the back of his trousers, then leaning in over Star's long-legged sleeping figure] 

  Watty Watts : Okay, baby, this is what we gotta do, we'll cash the check, we'll cross the border, we'll be sipping margaritas by sunset.

  Starlene Cheatham : [waking up]  Mm? Baby?

  Watty Watts : Yeah?

  Starlene Cheatham : Mm. I was havin' a dream about you.

  Watty Watts : Uh-huh. Good dream?

  Starlene Cheatham : Uhm. We were movie stars.

  Watty Watts : You're the movie star, baby.

• Starlene Cheatham : Would you come here and hold me?

  Watty Watts : Uh-huh.

  [caresses her thigh] 

  Starlene Cheatham : Do you love me, Watty?

  Watty Watts : More than anything, honey?

  Starlene Cheatham : More than your car likes oil?

  Watty Watts : More than my car likes oil.

  Starlene Cheatham : More than even a preacher loves God?

  Watty Watts : More than Jimmy Swaggart loves to sweat.

  Starlene Cheatham : Well, I think you better kiss me then, huh?

  [passionate kissing ensues] 

• Starlene Cheatham : I swear to God, we remind me of Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty.