It's Pat: The Movie (1994)
Julia Sweeney: Pat
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Quotes
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Pat Riley : Howdy, Tippy!
Tippy : Oh... oh Pat... what do you want?
Pat Riley : Well I just thought I'd stop by and pick up a few personal items.
Tippy : Oh no no no, please, remember? No, I don't want to know anything about your... your sex life, okay?
Pat Riley : I just want to get a few toiletries. Uh, first of all, I need some protection...
Tippy : Oh dear God, okay, all right.
Pat Riley : ...from underarm wetness. I'm never one to offend!
Tippy : 2.50 then, all right, and you're out...
Pat Riley : What am I, in a race? Whoa!
Tippy : Well, kind of, uh...
Pat Riley : And I need a lubricant...
Tippy : What?
Pat Riley : ...for my eyes. They're drying up due to the pollen and dust in the air.
Tippy : Oh great, help me, somebody please help me!
Pat Riley : And I need some feminine napkins...
Tippy : Oh, I'm in hell... I am in hell now!
Pat Riley : You never know when Aunt Wilma's gonna stop by for lunch!
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[Pat falls down a flight of stairs]
Kyle Jacobs : Are you all right... um... um... you there?
Chris : Yeah, hon. Did you break anything?
Pat Riley : Oh, I crushed my nuts!
Kyle Jacobs : Ooooh, that's got to hurt!
Pat Riley : Oh, shoot!
[holding up crushed walnuts]
Pat Riley : There goes my afternoon snack!
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Pat : I played with the Ween!
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Pat Riley : So... did I tell you I'm unemployed?
Kathy Griffin : Yea, uh, about 400 times.
Pat Riley : Say, do you think you could make an announcement about it at the radio station?
Kathy Griffin : Absolutely not.
Pat Riley : Ok, well think about it, but when you do make the announcement let me know. I want to tell my friends to tune in. They don't listen to your show normally.
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Pat : Spekanse americano por favor?
