I.Q. (1994)

Tony Shalhoub: Bob Rosetti

Quotes 

• Bob Rosetti : You're Albert Einstein!

  Albert Einstein : Yes.

  Bob Rosetti : E equals M C squared!

  Albert Einstein : [laughs]  I hope so.

• [explaining to Ed how he should tell Catherine that he's not a physicist] 

  Bob Rosetti : It's not that hard. You just call her up and say, "Hello, I'm a lying grease monkey."

• Bob Rosetti : This has gotta be the dumbest thing anybody ever did to impress a dame.