Pom Poko (1994)

J.K. Simmons: Seizaemon

Quotes 

• Ponkichi : If we get rid of all the humans, that means... we'll never eat tempura again! Or beef jerky! Or popcorn.

  Tanuki : Hamburgers! Donuts! Potato chips! Pepperoni pizza! Chicken wings!

  [Gonta is moved by this. His eyes tear and his mouth waters] 

  Gonta : I can taste it!

  Seizaemon : So, then, do you think it would be alright if we kept a few humans around, Gonta?

  Gonta : [wiping the saliva from his mouth]  We have no choice.

• Narrator : Some raccoons sold real estate, and, unable to resist the money they could make, promoted leveling even more forests.

  [Seizaemon, in human form, is shown on the phone] 

  Seizaemon : I've got a prime piece of forest just waiting to be developed!

• Seizaemon : All pray!

  [the tanuki put their hands together and bow] 

  Osho : I'd like to say a prayer for the victims of this operation.

  [At this point, some of the tanuki start to snigger] 

  Osho : We wish that we could save our forest without harming any humans. That was never our intention, but our forest is near and dear to us, and we...

  [the tanuki all burst into raucous laughter and head for the exit] 

• Seizaemon : You've brought hope back to this old heart of mine. Well done, son. Well done.

  [Gonta finishes his can of beer] 

  Gonta : [smirking]  Well done? We're not done. That was just practice.