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Getting Even with Dad (1994) More at IMDbPro »

Ray Gleason: So, you dating yet?
Timmy: I'm eleven.
Ray Gleason: Yeah, I guess you should give it some time. I myself didn't start dating until I was eleven and a half.

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Boy: Daddy! He's watching me pee!

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Timmy: If I win this game...
Bobby: We gotta take you to Paris tonight?
Timmy: You don't have to take me to Paris, just Baskin Robbins.

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[repeated line - about Bobbie smoking cigars]
Ray Gleason: Douse it.

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[seeing Carl and Bobby stealing a box]
Nun: Put that back, this is a house of God!

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Ray Gleason: But, Kitty! Wait! This is a bad time! I'm very busy this week.
Kitty: I've had him for 10 years. You can handle a week.
[takes off]
Ray Gleason: Kitty! Kitty! Don't go! Wait!

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[about Timmy]
Bobby: Man, that kid gets me so mad!
Carl: Yeah, but I think he has a good influence on me. Since he's moved in, the food's gotten much better.

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Carl: You know Ray, since your kid's moved in, the food's gotten better.

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[Ray's decorating a cake]
Carl: You know, Ray. Your like an artist
[starts eating some of the cake Ray's working on]
Carl: , just like that Diangelo guy.
[grabs another piece off]
Ray Gleason: You mean, Michaelangelo?
Carl: Yeah, that's him. But instead of paint/plaster, you decorate cakes.
Ray Gleason: [suddenly sees Carl eating the cake] Did you just take that off the cake?
Carl: [looks guilty]
Ray Gleason: Don't do that! You know how long I've worked on this cake?
[Ray looks away to check on Bobby. While doing so, Carl grabs another icing chunk off the cake, but Ray catches him]
Ray Gleason: Did you just poke the cake again?
Carl: [looks guilty]
Ray Gleason: Go stand over there next to Bobby!

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