Patricia Wettig: Barbara Robbins
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Barbara Robbins : [On the speaker phone in front of Mitch's colleagues] Tonight I'm going to pull down your pants and sink my hands into your cute little ass and then give you a tongue bath, I'm going to start at your feet and slowly work my way up...
[Mitch quickly crawls across the conference table and picks up the phone]
Mitch : Hellooooo?
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Mitch : [after hearing his brother has arrived] Well how is he?
Barbara Robbins : Well, he came in, asked me to make him a sandwich, no crusts, then started making long-distance calls. Of course, first, he did three scenes from "Godfather II".
Phil : He still does that? I love that!
Mitch : Phil, I'm warning you. If you mention "The Godfather" to him, I will rip your arms out of their sockets and beat you to death with them. This started out as such a good birthday!
Phil : What's Glen been up to?
Mitch : He's been up to nothing, he's the Vice President of Lazy. He goes from one family to another until they throw him out, he borrows money..."borrows"? That indicates an intent to repay. He gets jobs that aren't jobs. We only hear from him for change of address calls. I mean he's lost. He's a lost soul, he's a dented can, he's... behind me, isn't he?
[Indeed, Glen is standing right behind Mitch, having heard every word. Phil nods]
Glen : Mitchy, buenos dias!
Mitch : [Shaking his hand] Hello, Glen. How was your sandwich?
Glen : Ah, delightful!
Mitch : Listen, I'm sorry about what I said...
Glen : Ah, water off a duck's back. Come here.
[Hugs him and briefly lifts him off his feet]
Glen : Wow, look at you. You're still the world's smallest big brother.
