Blankman (1994)

Jason Alexander: Mr. Stone

Quotes 

• Michael 'The Suit' Minelli : Now... where is the Blankman?

  [he pours hot coffee onto Mr. Stone, who sits in a wheelchair] 

  Mr. Stone : Hey, Einstein. In case you haven't noticed, this isn't a boil on my ass. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a thing.

  [Minelli slaps him in the face] 

  Mr. Stone : I felt that.

• Mr. Stone : Ratings give me a woody.