Teenage Catgirls in Heat (1994 TV Movie)

Dave Cox: Ralph

Quotes 

• Ralph : Do you eat rodents?

  Cleo the Cat : Mice, yes. Chipmunks, sometimes. No rats! They give me gas.

• [Ralph and Warren are out searching for cats] 

  Ralph : So, what do we do if we actually catch one?

  Warren : We interrogate 'em. Find out where their meeting place is, what they know about this statue.

  Ralph : OK. Do you speak to them in cat or do they speak English like Mr. Ed?

  Warren : After twenty years, I can tell by their reactions whether the answer is yes or no.

  Ralph : And what have you found out?

  Warren : Well, I think I've been asking the wrong questions.

• Ralph : My last girlfriend was psychic. She kept accusing me of things I hadn't done yet.

• Ralph : Jesus! Suicidal Egyptian cat cults?