The Odd Couple: Together Again (1993 TV Movie)

Tony Randall: Felix Unger

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• Felix : Oscar's in the hos---what hospital?

  Murray : Columbia Presbyterian, but he begged me not to tell you.

  Felix : He tells you, but he doesn't tell me, his best friend. I guess he doesn't want to worry me.

  Murray : He doesn't want to *see* you.

• Plaza Asst. Manager : [Felix is still holding rehearsals, she comes in]  That's it. That will be all for today. The time, Mr. Unger. You should've been out of here hours ago. We've got to set up for the proctologists convention.

  Felix : Proctologists? What do they need tables and chairs for? They can eat standing up.

  [laughs] 

  Plaza Asst. Manager : [Unamused]  Mr. Unger, you are trying the Plaza's patience. This is the third day in a row you have caused scheduling problems.

  Felix : [to the wedding party]  Alright, everyone. Let's take five, shall we?

  [Back to the manager] 

  Felix : You wanna hear about problems? Look at these chandeliers, look at all of them! Days ago I asked that all the bulbs be changed to pink, didn't I? They're all still white!

  Plaza Asst. Manager : [Firmly]  Mr. Unger, those lights were perfectly fine for the Queen of England.

  Felix : And look what happened to *her* kids' marriages? You gonna change them, or do I find another place?

  Plaza Asst. Manager : [Brightening up]  Oh, thank you God!

  [Firmly] 

  Plaza Asst. Manager : Find another place. You're much too difficult.

  [Immediately to the workers] 

  Plaza Asst. Manager : Alright, let's get moving. We have 500 ravenous proctologists waiting to have dinner.

  Gloria Unger : [Comes up to him]  Are you satisfied, Felix? I tried to warn you.

• [Felix is upset that his daughter's fiance has been twice divorced.] 

  Felix : The man's been divorced twice, Oscar.

  Oscar : Be careful, Felix. A lot of people have been divorced. Jeannie was divorced, you're divorced.

  Felix : That's different.

  Oscar : I'm divorced.

  Felix : Well, I wouldn't want my daughter to marry you either.

• [After Oscar has throat surgery.] 

  Felix : You sound terrible.

  Oscar : No kidding, I just had my throat circumcised!

• Felix : [Looking at Oscar's bedroom and how much hasn't changed and sees it]  Ah, here's something new. A motorcycle?

  Oscar : You know how much a garage is in Manhattan. I charged the guy half the price.