The Odd Couple: Together Again (1993 TV Movie)

Jack Klugman: Oscar Madison

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Quotes 

• [Felix is upset that his daughter's fiance has been twice divorced.] 

  Felix : The man's been divorced twice, Oscar.

  Oscar : Be careful, Felix. A lot of people have been divorced. Jeannie was divorced, you're divorced.

  Felix : That's different.

  Oscar : I'm divorced.

  Felix : Well, I wouldn't want my daughter to marry you either.

• [After Oscar has throat surgery.] 

  Felix : You sound terrible.

  Oscar : No kidding, I just had my throat circumcised!

• Felix : [Looking at Oscar's bedroom and how much hasn't changed and sees it]  Ah, here's something new. A motorcycle?

  Oscar : You know how much a garage is in Manhattan. I charged the guy half the price.

• Oscar Madison : [as the voice of the toilet bowl in the commercial]  Ahhhh! I feel so clean!