Hercules Returns (1993)

Sally Patience: Labia, Murial, Fanny, Delilah

Quotes 

• Murial : [Shocked]  What is that man doing with his hand on my Labia!

• Fanny : [Purple smoke rises from a potion]  Whoops, that Ribena's getting a bit hot.

• Labia : Get real, mum, I'm not marrying someone with bigger its than me. He looks like a condom full of walnuts.

• Labia : [to Hercules]  Well I suppose I better introduce you to me mum.

  Murial : [On seeing Labia & Hercules approach]  Darling, you haven't been hanging around the gymnasium again have you?

  Labia : Mum, who do you think is the dumbest man in the world?

  Murial : Why Hercules of course!

  Labia : Well say hello!

• Murial : [Watches Fanny walk away]  Is there something you want to tell me?

  Charlie : What? About Fanny? We're just good friends...

  Murial : She's wearing your underpants.

  Charlie : [Avoids her eyes and starts picking at food]  Well, we're obviously very good friends ain't we...

  [Trails off] 

• Labia : [Looks at Testiculi after having made love with him]  Was it as good for you as it was for me?

  Testiculi : [Considers]  Well... I didn't expect the earth to move... but I at least expected you to.

  Labia : [Gushes]  Your so romantic...

  [Sucking, kissing noises as they snog] 

• Delilah : You gave me your word you wouldn't fight again since that man got killed.

  Samson : I dunno why you gotta bring that up for. You stabbed him.